I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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