I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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