You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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