Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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