are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
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now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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