True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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