I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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