No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
honey bunches of taint.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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