the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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