That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
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His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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