i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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