I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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