There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
