i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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