I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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