As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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