with your own penis?
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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