Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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