when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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