You just made me feel so damn special
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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