she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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