I'm jealous of your bromance
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
God, I missed his penis.
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