do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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