I wannas sexs uuuuu
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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