Did you just see the Batmobile???
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
you never un-have a 4some
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with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
try to milk me bitch
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