So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Randomize
