I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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