She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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