in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
