Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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