I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I wish there were birth control emojis
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I think I just sharted jello shots
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