i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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