god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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