return my video game
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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