Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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