Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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