Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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