if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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