we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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