I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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