ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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