did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Your dad touched me again.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Hello my rib-scented angel!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
im on a boat
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