dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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