i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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