SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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