she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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