why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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