so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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