I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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