my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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