Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
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You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize