I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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