Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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