So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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