I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
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id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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