none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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