But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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