Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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