Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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