that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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