i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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